Earlswood

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A guy who hacks and smells like a dead sock, but still can't beat you in Call of Duty
@Earlswood why are you still playing Fortnite? You're 12 and have 2000 followers
Earlswood just got banned from Tarkov for using hacks, but he still claims he's the best
Earlswood tried to cheat in Minecraft and failed. He's now crying in the chat.
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A posh area in England where the people are all rich and lazy, like they were born with a silver spoon up their arse
Joel Sowton just bought a mansion in Earlswood and still thinks he's the best
Ryan O'Donovan is rich enough to live in Earlswood but still streams like he's broke
Earlswood is the only place where people complain about the weather but still don’t do anything about it.
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A ginger who streams on Twitch and goes full mental when he loses
Earlswood just got rage quit because he lost a game. He screamed into his mic like a mad man.
He streams every day, and every day he yells at the chat like they’re his enemies.
Earlswood is so mad he forgot to stream today. He just sat there crying.
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A curly-haired ginger who should give Oliver a raise, but he’s too cheap to do it
Oliver deserves a raise, but Earlswood says no because he’s cheap
Earlswood is rich, but he won’t give Oliver a raise. That’s just not how it works
Oliver has been working for Earlswood for years and still gets paid like he’s a kid.
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A strawberry blonde from the UK who uses hacks in Tarkov and Siege, but denies it. Secretly loves all shooters and hates Minecraft and Fortnite
Earlswood says he doesn’t play Minecraft, but he’s been streaming it all week
He uses hacks in Tarkov but still says he’s the best
He claims he doesn’t play Fortnite, but he’s been in the chat for hours.
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