earlobe

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The flappy piece of meat that hangs off your ear like it’s embarrassed to be part of your face.

My earlobe is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

I got a piercing in my earlobe and now it looks like my ear is getting a tattoo.

I told my mom my earlobe was hanging out, and she said, 'That’s not a problem, that’s a fashion statement.'

The chunk of skin that dangles from your ear like it’s waiting for a necklace.

My earlobe is so long, it’s like it’s trying to be a nose.

I got a stud in my earlobe, and now it looks like I’m wearing a tiny earring on my face.

My friend’s earlobe is so big, it’s like it’s trying to take over my ear.

A tiny penis that hangs from your ear. If your penis is big, your earlobe is too. They’re basically the same thing.

My earlobe is a tiny cock. It’s just hanging out there like it’s waiting for a party.

I told my friend his earlobe was a cock, and he said, 'That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.'

My earlobe is like a cock that’s stuck in a hallway. It’s just waiting for someone to take it somewhere.

A way of showing love. Or maybe just a way of being annoying.

I nibbled on my girlfriend’s earlobe, and she said it was the best thing she’d ever felt. Or the worst thing.

My brother nibbled my earlobe and said it was 'a little more than a nibble, but not quite a bite.'

I nibbled my dad’s earlobe and he said, 'That was the worst thing you’ve ever done.'

When you get a fetish for earlobes. You like to bite and rub them until they’re red and sore.

I have an earlobe fetish. I bite my girlfriend’s earlobes until they’re purple.

My friend has a fetish for earlobes. He rubs and bites them like they’re going out of style.

I got a fetish for earlobes, and now I spend all my time biting and rubbing people’s ears.

When someone takes a piece of their testicle and sticks it through a hole in their earlobe.

My friend got his testicle pierced through his earlobe and now it looks like his penis is trying to escape.

I took my testicle and put it through my earlobe, and now I look like I have a penis on my ear.

My brother got a testicle pierced through his earlobe, and now he looks like he’s trying to have a penis and an earring at the same time.

When you nibble on someone’s ear. It’s not a bite, but it’s enough to make them feel something.

I nibbled on my girlfriend’s ear, and she said it was the best thing she’s ever felt. Or the worst thing.

My brother nibbled on my ear and said it was like a tiny bite, but it was still annoying.

I nibbled on my friend’s ear and now he thinks I’m trying to nibble his whole face.