earlingus

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When you shove your tongue in someone's ear like it's a toilet and you're doing a number two.
My cousin tried earlingus and now he smells like a dead raccoon.
She did earlingus and it felt like her ear was on fire.
He stuck his tongue in my ear so hard, I thought my brain was going to come out.
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When you do earlingus and end up with earwax stuck to your tongue like it's a weird candy.
I did earlingus and now my tongue tastes like old socks.
After earlingus, my tongue looked like it had a rash from a demon.
She did earlingus and now her tongue is covered in earwax like a bad tattoo.
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