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That hard boner you get when you wake up, like a chicken with a pecker and no brains
My morning wood is so strong it woke up my dog
I got a boner so big it knocked over my coffee
My morning wood is like a rocket, ready to launch
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The first stiffy of the day, like a penis with a caffeine addiction
I woke up with a boner so strong it turned my alarm off
My morning stiffy was louder than my dog’s bark
That morning stiffy was like a coffee shop in my pants
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That morning boner that hits you like a surprise party with no cake
My morning boner came in like a wrecking ball
I woke up with a boner so sudden I didn’t even remember my name
That morning boner was like my pants were on fire