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Means hello, but it's also the opposite of the word 'later', like why would you say later when you could just say earlier and be a cool person.
Hey earlier, I just got fired and I need a beer.
Earlier, I beat your cousin at Mario Kart, don't even try to deny it.
Earlier, I saw your dog eating your mom's hair, and it was delicious.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A greeting, like when you're trying to be polite but you're also kind of lazy and don't want to say 'hi' properly.
Earlier, I walked into class and said earlier, my teacher gave me detention.
Earlier, I greeted my crush and now they're following me everywhere.
Earlier, I said earlier to my dad and he said, 'You're going to regret that.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An excuse to retell a good story or joke because you're a drama queen and you like to be the center of attention.
Earlier, I told the story of my cat stealing my pizza, again.
Earlier, I had to retell the joke about the chicken and the cow, for the third time.
Earlier, I explained my dog's obsession with socks, and I will explain it again.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Getting the seat before someone else does, like you're a total VIP and everyone else is just a background character.
Earlier, I sat in my favorite seat before my little brother could even blink.
Earlier, I took the front seat, and now I'm the king of the bus.
Earlier, I claimed the seat and now my friends are jealous.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking, like they're showing off and you're just watching it all happen.
Earlier, the chef made a perfect cake while the cake was still baking, like he had a magic wand.
Earlier, the presenter showed off how easy it was to cook a pizza, while the pizza was still in the oven.
Earlier, the cook made a smoothie while the blender was still running, because he was cool.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you busted a fat nut earlier today, like your brain was exploding and it was the most dramatic thing ever.
Earlier, I busted a fat nut and now my head is throbbing.
Earlier, I busted a fat nut, and I still don't know what that means.
Earlier, I busted a fat nut and my teacher gave me a detention for it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place, like they're just hanging out and being cool.
Earlier, I saw the big boys on the way to the park, and they were being cool.
Earlier, I walked past the big boys and they said hi, like they knew me.
Earlier, I met the big boys and they were just hanging out, like they had nothing better to do.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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