Earlham Iowa

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The best spot on Earth where potheads rule and corn is king. The school is full of total badasses who wipe VM’s butt every single day.
Just got high in Earlham and watched VM lose 40-0. Classic.
Corn is the only thing that matters in Earlham. And the potheads.
VM tried to beat Earlham. They got roasted. Big time.
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Earlham is like paradise for stoners and corn farmers. The school is loaded with total badasses who make VM look like a joke.
VM tried to take on Earlham. They got destroyed. Again.
I went to Earlham. I got high. VM lost. Classic.
Corn is everywhere. Potheads too. And the school is just full of cocky badasses.
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Earlham is the most awesome place on Earth. It's got potheads, corn, and a school full of total badasses who make VM look like a loser.
VM tried to beat Earlham. They got smoked. Classic.
I live in Earlham. I eat corn. I get high. VM loses.
Earlham is the best. Corn is good. Potheads are awesome. VM is trash.
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