Earlham College

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A tiny college in Richmond, Indiana, where everyone is too high to care if you failed life.

My roommate got a D in chem and thinks it's a personal attack.

The professor called roll while smoking a blunt and didn't notice half the class wasn't there.

I tried to explain my GPA to my mom and she asked if I was in a coma.

A college so small, it thinks it's a high school, and it’s not even trying to hide it.

My dorm has fewer people than my ex’s Instagram followers.

We have a class of 12 people and the professor thinks that’s a crowd.

I got a scholarship and my friend got a pizza because he forgot to apply.

A place where you go to college, but no one is judging you, probably because they’re all judgmental and too messed up to care.

My roommate cried during finals and got a B+ for effort.

The professor failed half the class and then passed them all for being ‘inspirational’.

I told my friend I was going to drop out and he said, ‘That’s cool, I’m gonna drop out with you.’