earlham

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Earlham is a college run by weird Quakers in Richmond, Indiana. It's like the top 100 colleges for people who think corn is a religion and potheads are saints.

My roommate went to Earlham and now he talks to trees.

I went to Earlham and now I question everything, including my own existence.

My cousin got kicked out of Earlham for wearing a hat during chapel.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earlham is when you take a dump so loud in someone’s ear it sounds like a jet engine. Or when someone sings like they’ve been crying for three days and it’s still bad.

I had earlham during finals week and my friend cried.

My math teacher did earlham during a lecture and we all laughed for an hour.

I did earlham at a concert and the crowd gave me a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earlham is a college in Richmond that thinks everyone is a weirdo. It’s like a place where no one judges you, but you’re all still messed up.

My friend went to Earlham and now he thinks all trees are his friends.

I went to Earlham and now I judge people by how much corn they eat.

My brother went to Earlham and now he wears socks with sandals.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earlham is the best place on Earth. It’s full of potheads, corn, and people who beat VM’s ass every single day. It’s basically heaven for college students.

I went to Earlham and now I eat corn for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My friend went to Earlham and now he beats VM’s ass every day.

I went to Earlham and now I think VM is the devil.

by Slangipedia 4d ago