earlene

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Everyone’s obsessed with this girl. She’s got magic in her soul, a backbone of steel, and a face that could make a saint blush. She’s smart as hell, and she’s got a laugh that could knock the wind out of a grown man.

My ex said he’d die if he ever saw Earlene again. He’s probably still dead.

My neighbor called her ‘the human version of a holy ghost.’ I think he meant it.

My dog stared at her for five minutes and then licked her hand like it was a holy relic.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This woman is a walking miracle. She can smile through the worst day and make you want to laugh even if your life is a dumpster fire. Her eyes are like lasers and her laugh is like a party.

My boss tried to fire her. She just smiled and said, ‘You’ll regret this when I get promoted.’ He’s still waiting for that day.

I saw her in the grocery store, and I couldn’t stop laughing. My kid asked why I was giggling like a fool.

My uncle said she’s the only woman who could make him cry at a wedding. He’s still mad about it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This guy’s a stubborn as a mule. He’ll drive through a wall before he admits he’s wrong. He’s got the confidence of a god and the ego of a thousand men.

He tried to tell me I was wrong. I told him he was wrong. He didn’t believe me. He still doesn’t.

He told the cops he didn’t hit the mailbox. The mailbox had a broken leg and a bruised ego.

He tried to convince the world that he was right. The world just shrugged and said, ‘Okay, Mr. Perfect.’

by Slangipedia 4d ago