Earl Williams

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A school in Tracy, California, that smells like burnt hair and bad decisions, started by a man who probably had a bad day and decided to start a school instead of crying.

@TracyMiddleSchool: 'We’re not just a school, we’re a prison for people who don’t know how to spell.'

Student: 'I came here to learn, not to cry in the hallway.'

Teacher: 'If you don’t behave, I’ll give you a pop quiz and a bruise.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A monster in a game who eats people like they’re chips, and he’s named Earl Williams, which is the worst name ever.

Player: 'I just got eaten by Earl Williams, and I didn’t even order a side of meat.'

Game Review: 'This guy is like a walking trash can filled with rage.'

Friend: 'Don’t go near him, he’s like a hungry kid who just got told he can’t have dessert.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A man from Stoke on Trent who tattoos people and also tattoos people’s regrets, and he’s probably been to jail more times than a kid who eats too much cake.

Customer: 'He tattooed my name on my leg, and now I can’t take a shower without crying.'

Inmate: 'Earl tattooed me with a dragon, and now I have to sleep with it.'

Friend: 'He tattooed my face, and now I look like a raccoon who got into a fight.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago