earl john

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Currently shacked up with Phoenix Freya, and if you don't know who that is, you're the worst. He's also a quiet weirdo who hides behind his cats like they're bodyguards.
He texts me while hiding under a blanket with his cat on his face.
He told me Phoenix Freya is his 'bestie' and also his 'main squeeze' at the same time.
He tried to flirt with me while his cat was licking his ear like it was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who’s so good-looking you want to punch him, but he’s also so quiet you forget he’s there.
He walked into the room and I immediately wanted to fight him, but he just said 'hi' and sat down.
He texted me a picture of himself and it was just him in a hoodie, and I still wanted to scream.
He smiled at me once and I felt like I’d been hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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He has a voice that sounds like a smoothie and a face that makes people want to kiss him, but he’s also weird and has cats.
He sang me a song and I almost cried because it was that good, but then his cat jumped on his head.
He told me he liked me, but then he talked to his cat for ten minutes and I forgot what happened.
He said he was 'fluent in cats' and I don’t know what that means but I believe him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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