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a fancy tea that tastes like your mom's old perfume and your dad's bad coffee
My grandma drinks it like it's the last drop of water on Earth.
I tried it once. It made me cry.
It's so good, it should be illegal.
earl grey
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a magic man on a rainbow horse who taught people to drink tea instead of smoking leaves and then got famous for it
He came to the village on a horse that looked like it had been dipped in glitter.
He was so magical, he turned tea into a religion.
He got so popular, he got his own tea named after him.
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to sit around in your pajamas, sipping tea, while doing nothing useful and acting like it's the best thing ever
I spent three hours doing this and it was worth it.
My dad does this every morning like it's his full-time job.
She sipped her tea like it was a luxury item.
4
when you pee in your partner's mouth and then dunk your junk in there like it's a dunk tank
He did it in front of the whole family.
She did it so hard, she made a splash.
They did it during the Super Bowl and no one cared.
5
when an old guy with grey hair gives you a tea bag like it's a medal of honor
He gave it to me like I just won the lottery.
My grandpa gave me one every morning like it was a tradition.
She gave it to me and it felt like a hug.
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teabagging but for people who are too old to care and too tired to fight back
He did it so slow, it was like watching paint dry.
She did it while watching the news and didn't even flinch.
They did it like it was a daily routine.
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when you talk about something so boring, it makes your brain fall asleep
She talked about her cat like it was the most exciting thing ever.
He went on for hours about his job and no one listened.
They discussed the weather for 10 minutes and it felt like forever.