Earl Gray Tea

I drank Earl Gray Tea after I got my nose broken by a guy who said I looked like his uncle's dog.

My brother's face looked like a tomato soup after I served him Earl Gray Tea.

That kid cried so much after I gave him Earl Gray Tea, the teachers had to call his mom.

My mom said I had Earl Gray Tea all over the kitchen table after I screamed at the mailman.

I got Earl Gray Tea on my shirt because I kicked the door and my face exploded.

The principal gave me a warning because I had Earl Gray Tea on the floor and it was a mess.

I had Earl Gray Tea on my homework because I cried so much after my dog ate my shoes.

My face looked like a tomato soup after I got yelled at by my dad.

My sister had Earl Gray Tea on her face when she fell into the cereal box.

I had Earl Gray Tea on my shirt after I cried because my bike got stolen.

My brother looked like he had Earl Gray Tea on his face after he got hit by a soccer ball.

My face was red and running like a faucet after I had Earl Gray Tea.

I had Earl Gray Tea on my hands after I punched the wall because my dog ate my homework.

My face was like a tomato soup after I screamed at my brother for eating my pizza.

I had Earl Gray Tea on my pants after I kicked the door because my dog was barking at me.

I had Earl Gray Tea on my face after I cried because my dog ran away.

My brother had Earl Gray Tea on his shirt after he cried because he got a bad grade.

I had Earl Gray Tea on my hands after I cried because my dog ate my favorite toy.