Earl Gray

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Teabagging but with the attitude of a king who just got crowned and smells like old socks

I teabagged him like a boss, but I did it with style, like I was born to do it.

He tried to teabag me, but I just stood there like I was royalty.

I teabagged my cousin so hard, he thought he was in a tea bag factory.

When you take a huge dump and then throw your nuts into the pot and start teabagging your girl like you’re trying to win a bet

I took a dump so big, it looked like a tornado hit my pants, then I threw my nuts in the soup and started teabagging my ex.

He pooped so loud, the neighbors called the police, then he threw his nuts in the soup and teabagged his girlfriend.

She took a dump and dropped her balls into the soup like it was a fashion show.

A fancy word for blood, like when you punch someone so hard, their blood looks like it's wearing a tuxedo

He got punched so hard, his blood looked like it had a job.

She spilled blood like it was trying to be fancy.

His blood was so fancy, it got its own Instagram account.