Earl change

Bro asked me why I didn't get an Earl change. I said I'm not that dumb.

My cousin got an Earl change and now his car smells like old pizza.

I told my uncle he needed an Earl change and he yelled at me for 10 minutes.

My mom said she got an Earl change but I know she just poured motor oil on the floor.

My brother said he got an Earl change but he still can't start his car.

I asked my friend if he got an Earl change and he said 'no, I got a regular change, and it was better.'

My dad got an Earl change and now his car won't go past 10 mph.

I tried to do my own Earl change and I spilled oil all over my shirt.

My neighbor got an Earl change and now his car makes a weird noise every time he drives.