1 A meaty purple monster that makes you feel small Expand My uncle's dick is an earl campbellShe showed up with an earl campbell and a side of shameHe flexed his earl campbell like it was a trophy + Examples
2 A cock so big it could punch a hole in the moon Expand His earl campbell could punch the moonShe said his earl campbell was like a meaty spaceshipHe had an earl campbell so big it made the sun jealous + Examples
3 A cock so thick it could choke a bear Expand That guy’s earl campbell could choke a bearShe asked for a selfie with his earl campbellHe said his earl campbell was the reason the bear ran + Examples