Earl Boykins

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A tiny NBA player who is so short he looks like he was kicked out of a baby’s diaper. He’s only 5'5" and the only reason he’s not in a circus is because he can shoot and run like a man. If he was 6'6" he’d be like LeBron but with better fashion sense.
I saw Earl Boykins play and it was like watching a rat fight a giraffe.
He’s so short he can’t even reach the rim without a ladder.
He’s like a shrimp in a basketball game.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A 5'5" midget who plays basketball like it’s a death match. People pay to watch him because he’s fast and can shoot, even though he looks like he belongs in a pet store.
He’s so short he can’t even see the hoop unless he stands on a stool.
He’s like a mouse in a basketball game, and the other players are elephants.
He’s the only guy who can guard a 7-foot player and not look like a joke.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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