Earky

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When someone shows up way too early and is a real pain in the ass.

Why are you here already? It's 7 a. m. and I'm still in pajamas.

You showed up before the coffee even arrived. What's your deal?

You're like the human version of an alarm clock. Loud and annoying.

A person who is not only early but also gives you the worst vibes.

You showed up before I even had my first cup of coffee. What's wrong with you?

You're early and you're wearing socks with sandals. What's next?

You’re here before the sun even wakes up. Are you trying to kill me?

Someone who’s early and has the personality of a wet sock.

You're here before the coffee is ready and you're already being a bother.

You showed up early and then started talking about your cat's diet. What's next?

You're like the worst kind of early bird. You're not even good at it.

A person who gets there first and then makes you regret it.

You showed up before the others and started arguing with the barista. Why?

You're here before me and you're already complaining about the weather.

You showed up early and then started eating my breakfast. What is wrong with you?

When someone’s early and has the personality of a broken toaster.

You showed up before the others and the toaster was still working. What's your problem?

You're here early and you're making a mess of my cereal. What's next?

You're like a broken toaster. You're not even good at being early.

A person who shows up before their time and is a complete pain.

You showed up at 6 a. m. and you're already being a pain. What's your deal?

You’re here before the others and you’re already talking about your problems. Why?

You showed up early and then started talking about your ex. What is wrong with you?