Earkly

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Earkly is when you’re barely holding it together and your brain is screaming at you like a drunk parrot.

'I woke up at 3 AM and my cat was staring at me like I had just stolen his goldfish.'

'My boss said I was 'okay' but I know he meant 'you’re barely breathing.'

'I tried to cook breakfast and it looked like a war zone.'

Earkly is when you’re not dead yet but you might as well be. It’s like being stuck in a blender with a raccoon.

'I tried to do my taxes and my brain exploded.'

'I walked into work and my boss said, 'You look like you’ve been hit by a truck.''

'I tried to text my mom and my phone was acting like it had a grudge.'

Earkly is when you’re so tired you think your eyes are going to fall out and your brain is giving you the middle finger.

'I stayed up all night watching cat videos and now I can’t remember my own name.'

'I tried to answer my phone and it took me five minutes to say hello.'

'My dog looked at me like I had personally insulted his entire family.'

Earkly is when you’re just trying to survive the day and your brain is like, 'Nope, not today.'

'I tried to make coffee and it came out looking like sludge.'

'I walked into class and my teacher asked if I had been hit by a bus.'

'I tried to read a book and my eyes started to close on their own.'

Earkly is when you’re like, 'I’m okay,' but your body is telling the truth and it’s saying, 'You are a disaster.'

'I told my friend I was fine and then I vomited in the trash can.'

'I said I was okay, but my brain was like, 'You’re a walking mess.''

'I tried to go to the gym and I couldn’t even lift my own backpack.'