Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your ear piercing is bleeding so much it looks like it's crying blood.

My ear is bleeding so bad I think it's going to start sobbing.

I tried to sleep and my ear just started leaking like a broken faucet.

My ear is bleeding so much I can’t see straight, it’s like a horror movie.

2

When your ear piercing is so messed up it’s like it got hit by a truck.

My ear looks like it went through a war, and it’s still bleeding.

I got hit by a truck and my ear piercing just topped it off.

My ear is so messed up it’s like it was in a fight with a chainsaw.

3

When your ear piercing is so bad it's like it’s been tortured.

My ear is screaming from the pain, it’s been through hell.

I think my ear got tortured in another dimension and came back bleeding.

My ear is so tortured it’s got more drama than a soap opera.

4

When your ear piercing is so bad it’s like it wants to die.

My ear is begging for death, it’s that bad.

I think my ear is trying to escape my body.

My ear is so broken it might just give up and die.

5

When your ear piercing is so bad it’s like it’s fighting a war inside your head.

My ear is in a war with my brain, and it’s losing.

It’s like my ear is having a battlefield inside my head.

My ear is fighting a war and I can’t even think straight.

6

When your ear piercing is so bad it’s like it’s having a meltdown.

My ear is having a total meltdown, it’s like it’s having a nervous breakdown.

My ear is so broken it’s like it just got fired from its job.

My ear is crying and bleeding, it’s got no idea what’s going on.