earing sexual orientation

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When a guy wears his earring on the right side he’s a fag. Left side means he’s a cheap lover who’ll sleep with anyone for a snack.

'He’s got that earring on the right side. Bet he’s been crying in the bathroom all day.'

'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He must be desperate for a date.'

'I saw him wearing it on the left. I knew he’d try to flirt with my mom.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

If your earring’s on the right, you’re a fag. If it’s on the left, you’re a slob who can’t keep his pants up and still can’t tell a real man from a toaster.

'That earring on the right? He’s got a crush on the barista.'

'He’s got it on the left. I bet he’s still mad about the divorce.'

'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He probably tried to kiss my dad.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Wearing your earring on the right side means you like boys. On the left means you’ll take any man who’ll give you a sandwich.

'He’s got the earring on the right. I bet he’s got a boyfriend.'

'He wears it on the left. He’ll date anyone with a lunch.'

'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He probably had a fight with his girlfriend.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Right earring means you like boys. Left earring means you’re a loser who’ll date anyone who’ll give you a soda.

'He’s got the earring on the right. I bet he’s been kissed by a boy.'

'He’s got it on the left. I bet he’s got a crush on the grocery store clerk.'

'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He probably cheated on his mom.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Right side earring means you’re gay. Left side earring means you’re a man who’ll date anyone who’ll give you a snack and a bad haircut.

'He’s got that earring on the right. He’s been crying in the bathroom again.'

'He’s got it on the left. I bet he’s been dumped by his third girlfriend.'

'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He probably tried to kiss my brother.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago