Earing it

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It's about showing off. You're grinning so wide it looks like your face is trying to escape your head. Your ears are practically laughing at you.
I saw my cousin after he won the lottery. His face looked like it was gonna split in two.
My dog's face when he got a treat. He looked like he'd been kissed by a ghost.
My teacher's face when I told her I failed the test. She looked like she was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A cut that goes from one ear to the other, like someone took a knife and said, 'Let's see how stupid you look.' It's a smile that looks like it was carved by a drunk man.
My uncle's face after he got into a fight with a pizza box. He had a cut from ear to ear.
My friend's face after he tried to eat a whole cake. He looked like he'd been attacked by a cookie monster.
My mom's face when she saw my report card. She looked like she'd been sliced by a laser.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Those stupid things people put on their faces. They swing around like they're trying to annoy you. Some even hang down and slap you in the face.
My sister's face after she put on five different earrings. It looked like a disaster zone.
My dad's face when he wore a necklace that had a bell on it. It rang every time he moved.
My neighbor's face after he put on 10 different piercings. It looked like a spider had taken over.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Those things on the sides of your head that let you hear things. They're also useful for telling how loud someone is being.
My brother's ears when he heard my sister scream. They looked like they were about to pop.
My dog's ears when he heard the vacuum cleaner. They went up like he was surprised.
My teacher's ears when I talked during class. They looked like they were trying to yell back at me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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That thing on your head that lets you judge how dumb someone else is. It’s like your brain has a sidekick.
My brother’s ears when I told him I failed the test. They looked like they were judging me.
My mom’s ears when I said I was going to skip school. They looked like they were laughing at me.
My dog’s ears when I dropped my sandwich on the floor. They looked like they were saying, 'I knew it.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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That shiny thing you wear on your ear. It's usually stuck in your ear or hanging off like it's trying to escape.
My sister’s ear when she put on a huge earring. It looked like it was about to fall off.
My friend’s ear when he wore a earring that had a light on it. It looked like a disco ball.
My dad’s ear when he wore a earring that had a tiny speaker in it. It looked like it was talking to him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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That thing you use to hear with. It’s on the side of your head, and it usually works pretty well unless you're too distracted by your face.
My dog’s ear when he heard my brother scream. It looked like it was trying to run away.
My brother’s ear when he heard my mom yell. It looked like it was about to explode.
My teacher’s ear when she heard me talk during class. It looked like it was trying to yell back at me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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