Earinachiobia

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When you hear something so stupid you forget it by the time you blink

Bro told me he's gonna be rich by selling tacos. Now he's selling tacos in a mall.

My mom said she's gonna retire at 55. Now she's working three jobs.

My dog heard the whole conversation and still doesn't know what's going on.

When you listen to something and it’s so dumb it vanishes before it hits your brain

My teacher explained gravity like it was a fashion trend. I still don’t get it.

My friend said he's gonna be a superhero. Now he's just a guy who yells at traffic.

My dad told me he's gonna run a marathon. Now he's running from the pizza delivery guy.

When you hear something and it’s so trash it goes straight to the trash can in your head

My cousin said he’s gonna be a rockstar. Now he’s just a guy who sings in the shower.

My neighbor told me he's gonna be a billionaire. Now he's just a guy who buys lottery tickets.

My brother said he's gonna be a philosopher. Now he’s just a guy who argues with the TV.

When you hear something so bad it disappears before it can even touch your brain

My mom told me she’s gonna open a bakery. Now she’s just baking cookies in her pajamas.

My friend said he's gonna be a magician. Now he's just pulling out a rubber chicken.

My dog heard the whole thing and just gave up.

When you hear something so dumb it just flies out the other side of your head like a bullet

My dad said he's gonna be a pirate. Now he's just wearing a shirt with a skull on it.

My teacher explained math like it was a dance. I still don’t get it.

My brother said he's gonna be a king. Now he's just arguing with the toaster.

When something is so stupid it just disappears before it even gets a chance to be heard

My neighbor said he's gonna be a astronaut. Now he's just floating around in his living room.

My mom said she's gonna be a queen. Now she's just arguing with the cat.

My dog heard it and just stared at me like I was crazy.