Eariel

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Eariel is a fancy, high-class pain in the ass who thinks she's the bee's knees. She's got a brain the size of a bowling ball and eyes that could make a saint blush. But don't let her smooth talk fool you, she's nuts and doesn't care.

Eariel showed up to the party in a designer suit and a fanny pack. I asked her why she was wearing a fanny pack. She said, 'It's a fashion statement, dumbass.'

She called me a 'walking meatball' in front of my mom. I still haven't forgiven her.

Eariel tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. The dog cried. I cried too.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eariel is like a glitter bomb, beautiful, but she'll make you dizzy with all the shine. She's got a brain that could solve world hunger and eyes that could make a ghost jealous. But she’s also a little psycho and will swear at you for no reason.

Eariel texted me at 3 a. m. saying, 'I saw your face in my cereal. It was a bad omen.' I threw my cereal at the wall.

She dressed up as a wizard for my birthday and called me 'the weak link.' I took it personally.

Eariel tried to teach my cat to speak French. The cat just stared at her like she was a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eariel is the kind of person who thinks she's the most important person in the universe. She’s got a brain that could beat Einstein and eyes that could make a statue fall in love. But she’s also a little crazy and will throw a fit if you don’t listen to her.

Eariel got mad because I used the wrong type of glitter. She said, 'That's not glitter, it's betrayal.'

She brought a teddy bear to my math test and said it was her 'math partner.' The teacher didn't believe it.

Eariel texted me during a thunderstorm saying, 'The clouds are talking to me. They said you're a disappointment.' I didn't know what to do.

by Slangipedia 14d ago