Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The spot where your ear meets your head and your brain starts to smell like old pizza.

My eargooch is so gross I could use it as a napkin.

She smelt like a sock drawer and her eargooch was the worst part.

I stuck my finger in his eargooch and it came out covered in glitter and regret.

2

The place where your ear goes to die and your brain starts to yell.

My eargooch is so loud it could start a war.

He stuck his eargooch in my face and I almost cried.

Her eargooch was so bad I thought it was a crime.

3

The back of your ear and where your brain hides from the world.

I had to shine a light in her eargooch to find her brain.

He put glitter in my eargooch and I lost my mind.

My eargooch is like a trash can for my thoughts.

4

The part of your head that gets ignored but still feels your pain.

My eargooch is tired of my dumb life.

She put ear wax in my eargooch and I screamed like a baby.

I gave my eargooch a high five and it turned down my music.

5

The area behind your ear that knows all your secrets and judges you.

My eargooch knows I eat cereal for dinner.

He told my eargooch my deepest darkest secret and it laughed.

She whispered in my eargooch and it told the whole class.