eargleberry

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The gross, sticky stuff that hangs from your ear hair like a dirty sock that won’t come off.

My dog’s ear looked like a cheese factory exploded in there.

I tried to pull my ear hair out, and it came with a whole bunch of eargleberry attached.

My brother’s ear looks like a monster’s lair.

That gunk you get when your ear is so full of crap it starts growing hair out of the mess.

My ears look like they’ve been in a trash can for a week.

I tried to scratch my ear and got eargleberry everywhere.

My mom said my ears smelled like a dead fish.

The chunky, sticky glue that your ear hair gets covered in when you forget to clean your ears.

My ear hair looks like it’s been dipped in glue and left in a dirty sock.

I tried to comb my hair and pulled out a whole glob of eargleberry.

My ears look like they’ve been in a war.