EARGHth!

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Earth is the smelly rock we all got stuck living on. It’s the third planet from the Sun, but who cares? It’s full of idiots and bad weather.

My cousin tried to move to Mars. He came back saying Earth was less annoying. I called him a coward.

I would’ve moved to Venus if I didn’t have to pay rent.

Earth is like a bad roommate. You can’t leave, and they always leave the mess.

Arggh is what a pirate says when something goes wrong. Like when they’re already drunk and then the ship catches fire.

Arggh! The ship just sank, and I still have to fight a sea monster.

Arggh! My parrot just ate my map.

Arggh! I was drunk, and now I’m stuck on an island with no rum.

EARGHth! is when a pirate is so mad about Earth that they start yelling, throwing things, and possibly attacking a chicken.

EARGHth! This rock is the worst. I’m gonna throw this anchor at the moon!

EARGHth! I can’t even find the treasure because this place is full of bugs!

EARGHth! I just stepped on a crab, and now I’m in a fight with a chicken.