Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you blast your hot cum directly into your lover’s ear like you’re trying to drown them in jizz.

My man shot a full load in my ear and said, 'You’re the best I ever had.'

She got an earful from her boyfriend and started crying jizz.

He gave me an earful and said, 'That’s how you apologize.'

2

When your face lights up like a Christmas tree and your ears are like happy elves because you’re grinning from ear to ear.

She smiled from ear to ear after getting a perfect grade.

He saw his crush and grinned from ear to ear like a silly idiot.

That cake was so good, she smiled from ear to ear.

3

When someone slices from one ear to the other and it looks like they got hit by a hockey stick and a knife.

His face looked like a hockey player after a fight.

She got a chelsea smile and said, 'That’ll teach you.'

He grinned with a chelsea smile and said, 'I’m not done with you yet.'

4

Those annoying things people stick in their ears like they’re trying to look like a idiot with extra flair.

She had three earrings on each ear and looked like a confused lobster.

He stuck a giant earring in his ear and said, 'This is how I roll.'

She wore earrings like they were trying to save her from embarrassment.

5

The things on your head that let you hear other people’s nonsense and your own stupidity.

My ears heard my mom yelling and my own stupid thoughts.

He said, 'I can hear you thinking, you idiot.'

My ears heard my brother’s loud music and my own brain yelling at me.

6

The thing you use to judge how dumb someone is and you laugh at them when they fail.

I used my ears to judge my brother and laughed at his stupid joke.

She used her ears to judge me and said, 'You’re the dumbest person I know.'

He used his ears to judge his friend and said, 'You’re a lost cause.'

7

Those shiny things you stick in your ears to look cool or like you’re trying too hard.

She stuck three earrings in each ear and said, 'I’m the queen of the earrings.'

He stuck a giant earring in his ear and said, 'I’m the king of the earrings.'

They stuck earrings in their ears and said, 'We’re the royal family of earrings.'