Earf'd

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1
To lose your mind and blast someone into the dirt
He earf'd his ex after she texted him a photo of her new bf.
She earf'd the guy who cut her off on the highway.
My dog earf'd the mailman because he stole his treat.
2
To take someone out so hard they’re buried for good
He earf'd his boss after getting fired on a Tuesday.
She earf'd her crush during lunch with a big meatball sub.
My brother earf'd the guy who stole his bike.
3
To make someone disappear with a little help from the ground
He earf'd his friend after he failed the test again.
She earf'd the kid who laughed at her during the talent show.
My mom earf'd the neighbor who kept stealing our veggies.
4
To drop someone so hard they’re part of the dirt now
He earf'd his little brother after he spilled his cereal.
She earf'd the kid who kept teasing her on the bus.
My dad earf'd the guy who parked in his spot again.
5
To turn someone into a snack for the ground
He earf'd his rival after the big game.
She earf'd the kid who kept talking during the movie.
My uncle earf'd the man who yelled at him in the store.
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