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A thick girl who looks like she just came outta a dumpster fire and still got time to throw shade at you
She walked in like she owned the place and my mom said, 'That girl looks like she could beat you up and still pass the test.'
My cousin said she looked like a walking buffet and she didn't even wear makeup.
My homie said she was so fine, the lights in the club turned on just to look at her.
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A girl so thick, she could be the main dish and the side dish at the same time
My sister said she looked like a pizza with extra cheese and a side of meatballs.
She walked in and my boy said, 'That girl is a whole meal in one.'
She came in and my cousin said, 'I could eat her and still feel full.'
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A girl so fine, she could make your mom jealous and still get a slap from her
My mom said, 'That girl is so fine, she could make my boy leave me for her.'
My homie said she was so fine, even my dog looked at her like he wanted to marry her.
She walked in and my cousin said, 'She’s so fine, I might have to beat my brother up for looking at her.'
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A girl so thick, she could be the reason your pants fell down and your pride went with it
My boy said she was so thick, his pants fell down and he didn’t even notice.
She walked in and my cousin said, 'That girl is so thick, I could use her as a bench.'
My homie said she was so thick, he couldn’t even see her face, just her body.
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A girl so fine, she could make your ex come back just to say hello
My boy said, 'That girl is so fine, my ex came back just to say hi.'
She walked in and my cousin said, 'She’s so fine, my ex is jealous of me now.'
My homie said, 'She’s so fine, my ex is thinking about leaving me for her.'
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A girl so thick, she could make your whole family look like they skipped leg day for a month
My mom said, 'That girl is so thick, she could beat my whole family in a leg day challenge.'
My cousin said, 'She looks like she could lift weights and still have time to dance.'
My homie said, 'She’s so thick, even my grandma said she should start a gym.'
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