Earen

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A drunk who turns every party into a screaming match and a food fight

I saw Earen at the pizza place. He threw a slice at the cashier and started arguing about the sauce.

At the party, Earen showed up and turned it into a wrestling match with the DJ.

Earen walked into the restaurant and yelled, 'I didn't come here to be quiet!'

A drunk who thinks they're the main character of every situation

Earen showed up at the concert and tried to sing the whole song louder than the band.

At the grocery store, Earen yelled at the cart and told it to move out of the way.

Earen walked into the restaurant and said, 'This table is mine!' even though it was empty.

A drunk who makes every place they go feel like a broken vending machine

Earen came to the park and threw a soda can at a kid who was just sitting there.

At the bar, Earen spilled three drinks and started arguing with the bartender about the price.

Earen walked into the store and kicked over a display of chips because they were 'too loud.'

A drunk who fights with everything, even the elevator

Earen got in the elevator and yelled at it because it didn't go fast enough.

At the mall, Earen tried to wrestle the escalator and got stuck in between.

Earen walked into the restaurant and started arguing with the waiter about the menu.

A drunk who causes chaos like it's their full-time job

Earen walked into the restaurant and started a food fight with the customers.

At the party, Earen spilled a drink on the DJ and tried to sing the song himself.

Earen showed up at the grocery store and yelled at the cereal aisle like it owed him money.

A drunk who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly not

Earen showed up at the basketball game and said he was the best player even though he missed every shot.

At the concert, Earen tried to sing the song and everyone laughed at him.

Earen walked into the restaurant and told the waiter he was a five-star chef.