earection

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A person whose ears stick out like they got hit by a truck. They look like they're about to yell at you.

My cousin has an earection so bad, he looks like he’s ready to fight a bear.

That guy’s ears are sticking out like he just got yelled at by his mom.

My dog’s brother has such a bad earection, it looks like he’s been running from a cop.

When you hear music so good it feels like your brain is melting and your soul is doing the can-can. You might even cum.

That song hit me like a brick. I almost had a brain freeze and a cum session.

I listened to that track and it felt like my heart was doing the cha-cha.

That beat was so good, I started dancing like I was on a date with my brain.

When something you hear makes you feel like a million bucks and you start grinning like you just won the lottery.

I heard that song and I felt like I just got a million dollars in my pockets.

That laugh made me feel like I was the king of the world.

That joke hit me so hard, I felt like I just got a gold medal.

When a dog’s ears go up like a superhero and they’re ready to punch something. It’s like they’ve been waiting for this all day.

My dog’s ears went up like he just saw his enemy.

That dog looked like he was about to punch a wall.

The dog’s ears popped up like he was ready for a fight.

When a dog’s ears pop up like they just got a phone call from their mom and they’re excited to see her.

That dog’s ears went up like he just got a call from his mom.

My dog’s ears popped up like he was about to hug his best friend.

The dog looked like he just got a surprise visit from his favorite toy.