eardrum assassin

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A person who talks so much their words punch your eardrums. They won’t stop until you’re deaf and angry.

My cousin is an eardrum assassin. He talked for three hours about his cat’s diet.

My teacher is like an eardrum assassin. She lectures for 45 minutes straight.

My friend’s new roommate is an eardrum assassin. He talks in his sleep.

Someone who talks so much they could be a full-time job. They don’t shut up, ever.

My mom is an eardrum assassin. She talks during the entire movie.

My neighbor is an eardrum assassin. He yells at the TV and talks at the same time.

My brother is an eardrum assassin. He talks while eating. And while sleeping.

A person who talks until your brain screams. They won’t stop unless you throw something at them.

My uncle is an eardrum assassin. He talks about his old job like it’s his full-time job.

My friend’s brother is an eardrum assassin. He talks in the middle of the night.

My dad is an eardrum assassin. He talks while driving. And while eating. And while pooping.

A person who talks so much it’s like they’re trying to kill your ears with words.

My teacher is an eardrum assassin. She talks for 40 minutes straight.

My friend’s brother is an eardrum assassin. He talks about his video game for hours.

My cousin’s dog is an eardrum assassin. It barks and howls all night.

Someone who talks nonstop, like they have a personal vendetta against your ears.

My friend’s mom is an eardrum assassin. She talks about her ex every single day.

My brother is an eardrum assassin. He talks during the entire lunch break.

My neighbor’s kid is an eardrum assassin. He talks in the middle of the night.

A person who talks until your ears are sore. They won’t stop unless you slap them.

My uncle is an eardrum assassin. He talks about his old job for hours.

My teacher is an eardrum assassin. She talks for 40 minutes straight.

My friend is an eardrum assassin. He talks during the entire movie.