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When your ears look like they’ve been dragged through a pigpen and then set on fire.

My rearchops are so bad I could start a cult.

I woke up and my ears looked like they were cursed.

My rearchops are so thick I could hide a raccoon in there.

When your ears have hair so wild it looks like a prison break happened in your face.

My rearchops look like they were grown by a mad scientist.

I look like a bear with a bad dye job.

My rearchops are so bad my dog ran away.

When your ears have so much hair you could use them to wipe your ass and still have some left.

My rearchops are so full I could live in them.

I have more hair on my ears than on my head.

My rearchops are like a jungle, and I’m the monkey.