earbummer

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when someone shoves their soggy willy into your ear like it’s a cup

My cousin’s earbummer was so bad I had to Google how to forget it.

My ear is still ringing from my uncle’s earbummer at the family reunion.

That earbummer was so gross I’m still crying in the bathroom.

when your ear is the first to know about a wet dick’s business

I got an earbummer at school and my teacher didn’t even notice.

That earbummer was so loud I think the whole class heard it.

My earbummer was so bad I had to take a lunch break to recover.

when your ear gets a front-row seat to a soggy willy’s private show

My friend got an earbummer during lunch and now he smells like a bathroom.

I got an earbummer and I still can’t hear my mom’s voice right.

That earbummer was so bad I had to switch ears for the rest of the day.