Earbuds in a pocket

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A cursed thing in your pocket that looks like a spider bite and smells like regret.
My pocket looks like a warzone and I don't know why.
I found a dead earbud in my pocket and it was still angry.
My earbuds are in my pocket and I’m not even sure if they’re alive.
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When your earbuds look like they’ve been through hell and your pocket is the devil.
My earbuds are in my pocket and I’m not sure if I’ll ever get them out.
I opened my pocket and it screamed at me.
My earbuds are so tangled they could choke a goat.
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The worst kind of pocket crime. Earbuds get kidnapped and never come back.
My earbuds got kidnapped by my pocket and I’m not getting them back.
I tried to take my earbuds out and my pocket laughed at me.
My earbuds are missing and I’m blaming my pocket.
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When your earbuds look like they’ve been in a fight and your pocket is the reason.
My earbuds look like they got into a fight and lost.
My pocket is the worst and my earbuds are the victims.
I tried to untangle my earbuds and my pocket yelled at me.
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A pocket full of sadness and earbuds that look like they’ve been crying.
My earbuds look like they’ve been crying in my pocket.
I opened my pocket and it was full of sadness.
My earbuds are in my pocket and they’re not happy.
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