earbud reflex

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how long it takes to notice something when your brain is too busy yelling at your earbuds for blocking out the world like a fat kid at a buffet.

"I didn't hear my mom screaming because my earbuds were louder than her."

"He walked right into me because I was too busy arguing with my playlist."

"I didn't realize my friend was crying until I saw her face and it was like watching a horror movie."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the delay between your brain realizing something is happening and your body deciding to do something about it, mainly because your ears are too busy being stubborn.

"I didn't move until my foot was already on the floor, and then I tripped over my own brain."

"I didn't realize my friend was yelling at me until I felt my earbuds vibrating like a cockroach in a blender."

"I didn't notice the teacher staring at me until I saw her face and it was like she was about to explode."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the moment you think you're in control, but your brain is actually just ignoring everything else like a drunk kid at a party.

"I thought I was being cool, but I didn't realize I missed my bus until I was already on the sidewalk."

"I didn't notice my friend waving at me until I almost walked into a wall."

"I didn't hear my mom calling me until I was already halfway to the fridge."

by Slangipedia 4d ago