Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Those smelly rubber things that stick in your ears and make loud music sound like it's coming from a garbage truck.

My ears are bleeding from this earbud nonsense

I feel like my brain is getting crushed by bass

This earbud is louder than my mom's screaming

2

When a guy shoves his cum into your ear like it’s a snack and you’re just sitting there eating it.

He thought it was a romantic move. It was not.

I’m still trying to wash that out of my ear.

I now have a new nickname: 'The Ear Lady'

3

Magic ear things that take you away from your problems and make you forget your mom’s insults.

I escaped my life for 2 hours with my earbuds.

My earbuds are better than my dad.

I don’t care about anything when my earbuds are on.

4

When a guy loses his load in your ear like it’s a crime and you’re just sitting there confused.

He just shot his load in my ear. Why?

I now have a new kind of headache.

He said it was a surprise. It wasn’t.

5

Poor people's airpods. They don’t cost as much, but they still work.

I have earbuds. I am rich in spirit.

Airpods are for rich kids. I have earbuds.

My earbuds are my pride.

6

Earbuds made from dead rat ears and some old wires. They stink and don’t work very well.

I used a rat earbud and now I smell like a dead rat.

These earbuds are worse than my life.

My rat earbuds are louder than my teacher.

7

Boys with earbuds are soft and sweet. They don’t care about the real world.

He wears earbuds. He’s my new best friend.

Earbuds make boys kinder. I believe it.

I like earbud boys. They don’t scream.