earbortion

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A song so bad it makes your brain want to quit. Like someone took a garbage truck and dumped it in your ears. Total opposite of an eargasm.

My cousin played that song on loop and I nearly threw up.

I heard that song in the car and I wanted to kill the driver.

That song is so bad I think it’s trying to kill me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A song so terrible it feels like your ears are getting stabbed. It’s the musical version of getting a face full of toilet water. Not an eargasm, but a earplosion.

I heard that song and it felt like my ears were on fire.

That song is like getting hit by a garbage can full of hate.

I don’t know how I survived that song.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A song that’s so cringey it makes your soul scream. It’s like someone took a broken kazoo and put it in a blender. The opposite of an eargasm, it’s an earcuss.

That song was so bad I had to take a shower to wash it out.

I heard that song and I almost cried.

That song is the reason I hate music.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A song that’s so bad it makes your brain want to commit suicide. It’s like someone took a broken radio and hit it with a hammer. Not an eargasm, it’s an earmassacre.

I heard that song and I wanted to die.

That song is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

I can’t believe that song was ever made.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A song so terrible it makes your ears want to quit their jobs. It’s like someone took a trash can and shook it in your face. The opposite of an eargasm, it’s an earpocalypse.

I heard that song and I felt like my ears were going to explode.

That song is the worst thing ever.

I had to leave the room after that song.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A song that’s so bad it feels like your brain is getting burned. It’s like someone took a broken recorder and put it in a blender. Not an eargasm, it’s an eardoom.

That song was so bad I had to take a nap to recover.

I heard that song and I almost screamed.

That song is the reason I hate life.

by Slangipedia 4d ago