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a track so good it turns your brain to mush and makes you wet yourself

I heard that song and immediately dropped my pants like a confused goldfish

My cousin screamed and peed on the floor during the chorus

I was eating a taco and it came out of me like a surprise

a melody that hits you so hard you forget how to walk and start sniffing your own crotch

I walked into a wall and didn't even notice because of that song

My dog started dancing and I started sniffing my pants

I dropped my phone and my pants at the same time

a beat so loud it makes your pants drip like a broken faucet

I was eating pizza and my pants started leaking like a waterfall

My neighbor heard my pants dripping and called the cops

I was trying to sleep and my pants were doing the cha-cha