Earbashing

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When you talk so much your voice turns into a broken record and the other person wants to scream and run away.

Bro, you’ve been talking for 20 minutes. I’ve already died twice.

My mom started talking about her cat’s hairball problems. I’ve been dead for 10 minutes.

My friend said one sentence. Then he turned into a robot and just talked nonstop.

When you keep bringing up the same stupid thing until everyone’s eyes glaze over and they wish you were dead.

Why are we still talking about the time I spilled my cereal? It was 3 years ago.

He brought up the pizza incident like 8 times. I’m still mad about it.

She kept talking about her ex like he was still alive. He’s been dead for 2 years.

A never-ending stream of words that sounds like someone is trying to make your brain explode.

He’s been talking since 8 AM. My brain is melting.

My teacher talks so much I think she’s trying to turn us into baboons.

My sister talks nonstop. She’s like a robot with a mouth.

When Alex just can’t shut up and turns every conversation into a 3-hour lecture.

Alex talked about his dog for 2 hours. I could’ve died in peace.

At lunch, Alex talked about his video game for 10 minutes. I was already dead.

Alex started talking about his hair. I’m going to die from boredom.