earbanging

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When your lover jabs your ear with their finger like they're trying to fish out your brain while making out, just to get you all hot and bothered.
My bf stuck his finger in my ear during our makeout session. I was like, 'Are you trying to kill me or get me off?"
She poked my ear so hard I thought my ear was gonna pop off. I was too turned on to complain.
He stuck his finger in my ear while we were kissing. I swear I felt my heart go 'I'm in love, I'm in love.'
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When you're so fed up with people acting like a total jerk is the best person ever, and you're like, 'This idiot is the worst, and everyone loves him? What is wrong with you people?'
My friend keeps saying the biggest jerk in the school is the best. I'm like, 'He's the worst, and you're all brain-dead for thinking he's good.'
Why is everyone saying the biggest axxhole in the world is the best? I'm like, 'He's an axxhole, and you all love him? You're all crazy.'
My sister says the most annoying person is the best. I'm like, 'She's the worst, and you're all brain-dead for saying that.'
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