Ear Wormhole

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When you look up a song on YouTube and end up watching random videos for an hour then realize you have no idea what just happened.
I searched for 'Happy' and ended up watching a guy fight a chicken. What even is life?
I looked up a beat and now I know more about ducks than I ever wanted to.
I was looking for a song and now I know how to fold a pizza box. What is wrong with me?
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When you look for a song online and somehow end up watching a bunch of weird videos for an hour then swear at yourself.
I looked for a song and now I know how to make a volcano. I hate my life.
I searched for a beat and now I know how to fold a chair. Why?!
I wanted a song and now I know how to do a backflip. I am confused.
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When you look up a song and somehow spend an hour watching random videos and then ask yourself why you're still breathing.
I searched for a song and now I know how to knit. Why am I still alive?
I looked for a beat and now I know how to build a treehouse. What is this madness?
I wanted a song and now I know how to juggle. I am officially dead.
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When you look for a song on YouTube and end up watching a bunch of random videos for an hour and then you yell at the internet.
I looked for a song and now I know how to paint a house. I am yelling at the internet.
I searched for a beat and now I know how to ride a bike. Why?!
I wanted a song and now I know how to do karate. I am officially lost.
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When you look up a song and spend an hour watching random videos and then you swear at yourself for being stupid.
I looked for a song and now I know how to dance. I am stupid.
I searched for a beat and now I know how to build a rocket. Why me?
I wanted a song and now I know how to sing opera. I am mad.
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