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To tell big fat lies that make your face look like a deflated balloon

I didn’t eat the whole pizza. I just took a bite. And then another. And then the whole thing.

I didn’t cheat on the test. I just stared at my neighbor’s paper like it was a love letter.

I didn’t break the lamp. I just gave it a little nudge. And then a little push.

When you stretch the truth so far it looks like a rubber band about to snap

I only missed five classes. Maybe six. Or seven. Who’s counting?

I didn’t punch my brother. I just gave him a friendly tap. A very aggressive tap.

I didn’t steal the cookies. I just borrowed them. For a little while. Maybe a little longer.

When you say one thing but mean something entirely different and hope no one notices

I said I’d be home by eight. I meant eight. I just got distracted by a squirrel.

I said I’d clean my room. I meant I’d look at my room. From a distance.

I said I’d do my homework. I meant I’d look at my homework. From a distance. And maybe whisper it to my dog.

When you tell a lie so bad it could make a saint swear

I didn’t fail the test. I just had a bad day. And a bad week. And a bad month.

I didn’t hit the cat. I just gave it a hug. A very aggressive hug.

I didn’t eat the last slice of cake. I just took it. And then the whole cake.

When you twist the truth until it looks like a pretzel and you’re still not done

I didn’t skip breakfast. I just had a very short breakfast. And a very long lie.

I didn’t throw my lunch. I just gave it a little nudge. And then a little push.

I didn’t forget my homework. I just lost it. And then my dog ate it.

When you tell a lie so big it could make a dragon blush

I didn’t eat the entire cake. I just had a very large slice. And then another. And then the whole cake.

I didn’t run away from my dog. I just gave it a very slow walk. And then a very fast sprint.

I didn’t break the chair. I just gave it a little nudge. And then a little push.