Ear wax shaming

My cousin’s ears look like they’ve been living in a dumpster. I told him he should be ashamed.

She walked into class with ear wax dripping down her neck. I laughed so hard I wet my pants.

He tried to explain he had a ear infection, but I just said, 'You’ve had that since the Stone Age.'

My friend’s ears are so full of wax I think he’s hiding a gold bar in there.

She said her ears were clean, but I saw her ear wax on her shirt. I called her a walking earwax factory.

He got in trouble for having ear wax on his desk. I said, 'You should be fined for that.'

My brother’s ears are so messy I think he eats wax for breakfast.

She walked into the room with ear wax all over her face. I said, 'Your ears are the worst part of you.'

He tried to be cool, but I said, 'Your ears are so full of wax, I think they’re going to explode.'