ear wanker

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a person who sticks a finger up their ear to scratch an itch so bad it feels like their brain is on fire

My ear was burning so bad I had to stick my finger up it like it was a fire alarm.

He was scratching so hard I thought he was trying to dig out his eardrum.

I had to do it in the middle of class because my ear was screaming at me.

someone who jams a finger in their ear to get rid of a pain so intense it could make a moose cry

She jammed her finger in her ear like it was the last thing she’d ever do.

He had to do it during a Zoom call because his ear was about to explode.

I did it in front of my mom and she said I was embarrassing her.

a person who uses their finger to blast their ear hole to get rid of a pressure so bad it feels like someone is poking you with a stick

I had to blast my ear hole because my head felt like it was being poked by a noodle.

He blasted his ear hole during a meeting and no one said anything.

She blasted her ear hole in the grocery store and got stared at like she was crazy.

a human who sticks their finger in their ear to scratch an itch so bad it feels like a thousand ants are crawling out of their brain

I stuck my finger in my ear because my brain felt like it had a million ants inside.

He was scratching so hard I thought he was trying to escape his head.

She did it during a movie and no one noticed because the movie was boring.

a person who shoves their finger in their ear to get rid of an itch so annoying it makes you want to scream into a pillow

I shoved my finger in my ear because my ear was screaming at me.

He shoved his finger in his ear during a test and got a zero.

She did it in the middle of a dance and everyone stopped to look at her.

someone who sticks their finger up their ear to scratch an itch so bad it feels like you're being tortured by a tiny monster

I stuck my finger up my ear because my ear felt like it had a tiny monster inside.

He stuck his finger up his ear during a video game and lost the match.

She did it in the middle of a conversation and no one knew what was happening.