Ear Wank

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Ear wanking is when you stick your finger up your own ear and yank it like you're trying to pull out the ear wax and your brain. It feels good, like when you scratch a bad itch, but way more satisfying and way less gross.

My mom caught me ear wanking during math class and I had to explain why I was doing it.

I ear wanked so hard during lunch that I got a stomachache and a compliment from the principal.

I was ear wanking in the bathroom when my friend walked in and I had to pretend I was checking my hair.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Wanking ears is when you’re so focused on jerking off that you can hear your neighbor’s footsteps from two floors down and you’re scared they’re coming to check on you.

My wanking ears heard my brother’s footsteps and I had to hide my phone under my bed.

I had wanking ears so strong I could hear my mom’s voice from the kitchen and I had to turn off my porn.

During my wanking session, my wanking ears heard my dad walking in and I had to zip up my pants in 3 seconds.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you’re jacking off in a house full of people, you get super sensitive ears so you can hear if someone is coming to bother you.

I was jacking off and my ears went into overdrive when my brother came in and I had to hide my phone behind my back.

I was jacking off and heard my dad’s footsteps from the hallway and I had to shut my laptop in a flash.

My ears were so tuned in during my jacking off session that I heard my sister’s whisper from the other room.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Ear wanking is when you jam something like a cotton swab into your ear and twist it like you’re trying to dig out your brain and your soul.

I used a cotton swab to ear wank myself and it felt like my brain was being pulled out.

I used a cotton swab and ear wanked so hard my ear started ringing like a bell.

I ear wanked with a cotton swab and my ear felt like it was on fire and I was in heaven.

by Slangipedia 14d ago