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When you stuff your ears so hard you could punch a hole in a spaceship and still not hear the noise.
My mom tried to yell at me through the door. I had ear wads on and just stared at her like she was stupid.
I put ear wads in before my brother's concert. He played like a mad man and I still didn’t flinch.
I had ear wads on during the fire alarm. The smoke was thick and I still didn’t care.
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Putting things in your ears so deep you wish you had never been born.
I put ear wads in before my dog barked at me. I was so ready for it, I fell asleep.
My sister blasted her music so loud I had to put ear wads in. I didn’t even hear my mom yell at me.
I had ear wads in during my math test. I didn’t even hear the teacher scream at me.
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When you plug your ears so much you might as well be deaf and mad at the whole world.
I had ear wads in before my dad yelled at me. He was so loud I thought he was going to punch me.
I used ear wads during my brother’s birthday party. The music was so loud, I had to eat cake with my eyes closed.
I had ear wads on during the school bell. I didn’t even flinch when it rang.
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Stuffing your ears so full you could throw a tantrum and no one would hear you.
I put ear wads in before my mom screamed at me. I was so ready, I just sat there and smiled.
I had ear wads on during my brother's screaming. I didn’t even flinch when he threw a pillow at me.
I used ear wads during my math test. The teacher screamed and I still didn’t care.
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When you put so much in your ears you might as well be in a different dimension.
I had ear wads on during my brother’s concert. I didn’t even hear the music or the screams.
I put ear wads in before my dad yelled. I just stared at him like he was a ghost.
I had ear wads on during the fire alarm. I didn’t even care about the smoke.
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When you plug your ears so much you might as well be dead and proud of it.
I had ear wads on during my math test. I didn’t hear the teacher scream or the bell ring.
I used ear wads before my brother yelled. I just sat there and smiled.
I had ear wads in during my mom’s screaming. I didn’t even flinch.
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