Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who gets so mad when someone cusses near them they act like they’re being murdered.

My mom is an ear virgin. She ran out of the room when my dad said ‘f***ing pizza’

At the movie theater, I had to elbow my friend for cussing during the romantic scene

My teacher screamed at the kid who said ‘d***head’ in the library

2

A person who has never heard a swear word in their whole life and is scared of loud places like malls and nightclubs.

She hides in the corner of the mall because she’s an ear virgin

He didn’t go to the concert because it was too loud and he’s an ear virgin

My uncle lives in a quiet house because he’s an ear virgin

3

A person who has never heard ASMR and has no idea what it is.

She asked me what ASMR was and I had to explain it to her

He didn’t know what ASMR was and laughed at me

My friend said ASMR and I had to look it up because I’m an ear virgin

4

A person who has had sex everywhere but the right ear.

He said he’s had sex in his mouth, his butt, and his left ear, but not the right one

She claims she’s never had sex in her right ear

My cousin said he’s an ear virgin because he never had sex in the right ear

5

A person who knows a little about sex, drugs, and swearing but doesn’t know what’s real.

He said he’s been to a party but doesn’t know what a bong is

She said she’s been to a concert but doesn’t know what a f*** is

My brother said he’s had sex but doesn’t know what it is

6

A person who has never heard a swear word and wears ear muffs to avoid it.

She wears ear muffs at school because she’s an ear virgin

He wears ear muffs at the mall because he’s an ear virgin

My sister wears ear muffs when her brother cusses

7

A person who doesn’t know about something and acts like it’s a secret.

She didn’t know about TikTok and acted like it was a secret

He didn’t know about the internet and acted like it was a big deal

My friend didn’t know about ASMR and acted like it was magic