ear to ear

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A cut from one ear to the other through your mouth like a monster with a bad attitude and a worse haircut.

My ex gave me a Chelsea smile after I dumped her for her best friend.

He got that cut after a bar fight and now he looks like a confused raccoon.

She smiled so wide it looked like she was trying to rip her face off.

Smiling so much your ears are practically giving you high fives.

He was so happy after winning the lottery, his ears were about to fall off.

She smiled ear to ear when she saw her dog come back from the vet.

That kid was grinning so wide, his ears were trying to escape.

Dressed from head to toe like you just walked out of a freak show and brought your whole family with you.

He showed up to the party in a full clown costume and a cape that screamed 'I'm coming for you.'

She was dressed like a Christmas tree with glitter, tinsel, and a bow on her head.

That guy was wearing a chicken suit, a hat, and socks with dinosaurs on them.

I can hear everything because my ears are super sensitive and my brain is like a broken recorder.

I heard my neighbor’s thoughts because my ears are like supermicrophones.

My brain is so loud, I can hear my thoughts from another room.

I heard my cat’s heartbeat because my ears are like tiny radars.